Ryan Gosling’s Imagined Thoughts

If you need to brush up on your feminist education and could also use a chuckle, a quick perusal of Feminist Ryan Gosling: Feminist Theory (As Imagined) From Your Favorite Sensitive Movie Dude by Danielle Henderson might be just the ticket. Henderson has a blog that features photos of actor Ryan Gosling imprinted with bits of feminist thoughts. And since they’re intended to look like Ryan Gosling is actually saying them, the statements always start with, “Hey girl.” For instance:

Hey girl. I know how Judith Butler feels about subverting the dominant paradigm and rejecting the naturalization of heteronormativity, but I got you this flower.

Sometimes the statement has a less-direct tie to feminist philosophy, but contains sentiments that most feminists would find themselves agreeing with, such as:

 

Hey girl. Does watching reality television only to point out the flawed, patriarchal undertones count as activism?

There have been several copy-cat blogs on varying interests both using Ryan Gosling as the focus and starting with, “Hey girl.” Librarian Hey Girl is my personal favorite. This site focuses on the library world, and the link was passed among library staff earlier this year. We all love working with all of you, but there are times when we just want to have a laugh, nod our heads, and say, “Yep. Only in the library!”

Back to Feminist Ryan Gosling! The Library of Congress has classified this book in the humor section (817.6) but I wouldn’t let that distract from your pursuit of a feminist education. Many people dream of a sensitive man (or woman) who will not only show an appreciation for their interests but genuinely agrees with them, too. So even though we don’t know exactly what Ryan Gosling’s views on feminism are, we can enjoy this fantasy just the same and simultaneously learn a bit more about what feminists have been working so hard on for so many, many years.

I thank everyone who speaks out for what they believe in. I also have to thank those who can put a humorous spin on it and bring it to the masses. Thank you, Danielle Henderson!

Carol

Freddie For a Day

I wasn’t fortunate enough to grow up in a time when Freddie Mercury, lead singer of Queen, was alive and popular. I didn’t start listening to music until the 90s and sadly by then he was gone. That didn’t stop me, in adulthood, from chasing down everything he and Queen did, both musically and visually. I couldn’t get enough of their writing, his singing, and all that amazing music. And I still can’t get enough to this day.

Imagine my glee when I discovered that there is a worldwide remembrance on Freddie’s birthday. Every September 5th is Freddie For a Day. People all over the world dress up like Freddie Mercury to celebrate his life and to help promote awareness of AIDS. In many cases, people actually acquire sponsors whose donations go to AIDS charities.

This year marks the 20th anniversary of the first Freddie For a Day, and I’m psyched to participate. I’ll be wearing some Freddie-esque attire to work, possibly including a moustache. I’ll also be hosting a Freddie bash for my friends. And, of course, any holiday wouldn’t be complete without the appropriate reading material to get me in the spirit of it all.

40 Years of Queen by Harry Doherty is designed to look like the ultimate roadie’s scrapbook. Band members Brian May and Roger Taylor introduce this authorized history of the band, complete with reproductions of memorabilia and over 200 photos. If you don’t have a lot of time but really want to learn more about Queen, you’ll definitely want to check out this book.

Is This the Real Life? The Untold Story of Queen by Mark Blake and Mercury: an Intimate Biography of Freddie Mercury by Lesley-Ann Jones are still on my to-be-read shelf. Both are written by former music journalists who have not only done their research but also conducted new interviews with everyone central to Queen and Freddie Mercury. Each book is about 400 pages long–but don’t worry. There are many pages of photos in each to keep you going.

Proper holidays also demand some great music for an appropriately festive celebration. For Freddie For a Day, we have at our disposal the majestic music from both Queen:

A Night at the Opera (Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon and Seaside Rendezvous, while not the obvious hits, are still my favorites from this album)

Jazz  (Dreamers Ball and Don’t Stop Me Now are my all-time favorite Queen songs)

Sheer Heart Attack (Killer Queen and Now I’m Here get me moving–and singing–every time)

News of the World (mega hits like We Will Rock You and We Are the Champions dominate, but Spread Your Wings will warm your heart)

Platinum Collection: Greatest Hits I, II, III (Under Pressure, Seven Seas of Rhye, and Princes of the Universe hold their own against Hammer to Fall and Crazy Little Thing Called Love)

…and Freddie on his own:
Lover of Life, Singer of Songs: the Very Best of Freddie Mercury Solo (The Great Pretender and I Was Born to Love You will always break my heart)

    

There’s also an emotional and in-depth documentary, Queen: Days of Our Lives, that’s worth screening for the more devout Queen follower. Recent candid interviews with band members Brian May and Roger Taylor are interwoven with footage of past interviews with Freddie, Top of the Pops performances, and clips from music videos, both from Queen and Freddie’s solo works.

Freddie For a Day has the potential to spread awareness about a disease that has not been cured, contrary to what many people believe. It also has the potential to be the most fun holiday of them all. So grab your caterpillar moustache and glam-rock attire and join me on September 5th as I remember a great man and become a part of his legacy.

Carol

2012 RITA Awards

The last month or so has been pretty chaotic. Between my best friend finally receiving a new kidney and my brother visiting my husband and me, before I knew it August (and the insomnia-inducing hot weather) had arrived in full force. So it’s no surprise that I missed out on the announcement of the 2012 RITA award winners.

The Romance Writers of America (RITA) announce every summer the best of the best, one winner in each of several popular romance sub-genres. And as one of the few library staff members who admits to reading romance novels, I feel it’s my duty to share the list with you. Sorry, 50 Shades fans. Your books didn’t make the list.

Best Paranormal Romance:
Dragon Bound by Thea Harrison

Best Romance Novella:
I Love the Earl by Caroline Linden

Best Novel with Strong Romantic Elements:
How to Bake a Perfect Life by Barbara O’Neal

Best First Book:
First Grave on the Right by Darynda Jones

Best Historical Romance:
The Black Hawk by Joanna Bourne

Best Regency Historical Romance:
A Night to Surrender by Tessa Dare

Best Young Adult Romance:
Enclave by Ann Aguirre

Best Romantic Suspense:
New York to Dallas by J.D. Robb

Best Inspirational Romance:
The Measure of Katie Calloway by Serena Miller

Best Contemporary Series Romance: Suspense/Adventure:
Soldier’s Last Stand by Cindy Dees

Best Contemporary Series Romance:
Doukakis’s Apprentice by Sarah Morgan

Best Contemporary Single Title Romance:
Boomerang Bride by Fiona Lowe

In preparing this blog post I ended up putting a few titles on hold–they sounded too good to pass up! You’ll notice that the library hasn’t purchased some of these yet. If you’re interested, feel free to let a librarian know that it’s an award winner and that Carol sent ya.

Carol

PS: If you’d like some more great romance suggestions, try flipping through an issue of Romantic Times. You’re sure to find some real page-turners any time of the year.

New-To-Me Music

Growing up in the Midwest, trends in fashion, music, and even slang often took a while to enter my life. And those really of-the-moment trends? Well, let’s just say they were already out of style everywhere else by the time Southern Illinois got a hold of them.

  

Thankfully today we live in an era where social media and Perez Hilton alike keep us freshly updated with all things trendy. We even have Internet radio stations and satellite radio in many cars so the whole country can hear the same music at the same time.

So really there’s no excuse not to already know and love the songs and bands I’m going to list below. No excuse, unless you’re like me and are still experiencing a little Southern Illinois slowdown in your life. Some trends filter through quickly and others take some warm-up time. It’s a relief, then, knowing that great music never goes out of style.

  

Beekeeper’s Daughter by All-American Rejects
Shuffle by Bombay Bicycle Club
Some Nights by Fun
Tongue Tied by Grouplove
Junk of the Heart by The Kooks
Midnight City by M83
Punching in a Dream by Naked and Famous
Everybody Talks by Neon Trees
Simple Song by The Shins
Silence by The Ting Tings
Float On by Modest Mouse
Rack City by Tyga
Run by Vampire Weekend
Burn It Down by Linkin Park
Loca by Shakira
Supermassive Black Hole by Muse
Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap
Houdini by Foster the People
North American Scum by LCD Soundsystem
Little Shocks by Kaiser Chiefs
Blood Pressure by Mutemath

  

So that’s what I’ve been listening to lately. You could call this a summer playlist because it would be a proper companion to doing a lot of summer-type things: island-hopping, washing the car, and hitting the farmers’ market. But not all of these songs are brand new. Still, I encourage you to give them a try. The library has copies of everything listed above. Who knows? Much like a random road trip, you may discover something great.

Carol

Beastly

I didn’t grow up thinking I was a princess. I didn’t wear frilly dresses. I didn’t have a sweet melodic voice. I built houses with LEGOs, drove Hot Wheels around and around the family room, and climbed every tree I could find. I was not a girly girl. But if there was one thing I had in common with many of my female friends growing up, it was that I fell in love with the tale of Beauty and the Beast.

Beastly, by Alex Flinn, is a book that was written for the Tomboy in me. This present-day retelling of Beauty and the Beast takes place in New York City and is told from the Beast’s point of view. Kyle Kingsley is the extremely good-looking son of a famous television journalist. His life is the stuff of dreams: he has a beautiful girlfriend, gets good grades, and is the most popular guy in school. Growing up privileged and spoiled has turned Kyle into a very mean person. But one day he messes with the wrong person—she happens to be a witch. He finds himself disfigured and having only two years to find true love or remain his beastly self.

Kyle has become a creature so fearsome and hideous that he tries to shut himself away from society. At first he tries to hide his appearance. This works for a few days because his dad is so busy and the housekeeper is only around during the day. But eventually his dad wants him to come out of his room and is, needless to say, shocked by what has happened to Kyle. Kyle’s dad decides that he will tell the school that Kyle has mono and take Kyle to the best doctors in the world to be transformed back. After all, throwing money at a problem has always worked for him, so why should this be any different?

Eventually giving up any hope of finding a solution to the problem, Kyle’s dad decides it’s time for him to go back to work. He leaves Kyle with his credit card and Kyle sets up his own apartment far away from his dad. To keep himself from getting too lonely, he brings along the housekeeper and hires a blind tutor. He’s now prepared to live out the rest of his life in seclusion.

But this is only half the story—the Beast’s story. Where does Beauty come in? It turns out Kyle did one small kindness in his life. He gave the corsage his prom date refused to wear to the shy girl taking the tickets at the door. Her name is Lindy, and she’s our Beauty.

Lindy lives a very different life. She’s poor and always taking care of her dad in between his drug binges. One night, the Beast catches Lindy’s dad breaking into his greenhouse full of roses and scares him off. To save himself from being arrested, Lindy’s dad promises a trade: the drugs he dropped in the greenhouse for his daughter. The Beast is desperate for company and agrees, thinking this might be his one shot at love and breaking the curse. Lindy is apprehensive and downright terrified. Wouldn’t you be, too? Will the Beast break the curse? Will Beauty even care to see the Beast as he was before? When given the chance to escape, will Beauty take it?

The library has two different versions of this book. One version is just the original story and one version includes Lindy’s Diary at the end so you can re-read the story from Lindy’s point of view. I honestly thought Lindy’s Diary was so much of an afterthought that it wasn’t really adding anything worthwhile to the story. I stopped reading it about halfway through. But maybe you’ll find it entertaining and compelling. After reading the book I discovered it had been made into a movie last year. The movie critics make it sound like skipping the movie and reading the book is the way to go. I’m sure I’ll have to see it for myself someday, but for now I’m content with just the book.

I can’t really say what it is that draws me to the story of Beauty and the Beast, but I seek it out in any form I can find it. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I found this retelling by Alex Flinn to be absolutely beautiful.

Carol

Confessions of an Anglophile: The IT Crowd

I confess: I am a bit of an Anglophile. It’s not exactly intentional, but I’ve realized that a great many things I love in life originated in the UK. So to kick off this new series, Confessions of an Anglophile, I thought I should share with you my current obsession: The IT Crowd.

The IT Crowd is a brilliantly funny television program centered on the IT department of a major business corporation, Reynholm Industries. The IT department existed with just two employees, Roy and Moss, until the company CEO hired an IT manager, Jen. Jen lied on her resume about her computer knowledge and experience, so she’s stuck as head of a department she doesn’t understand.

This may sound boring and not exciting in the least. That’s where you’re wrong. Our two nerdy IT guys are exceedingly hilarious, though often the hilarity is due to their lack of social skills and not any intentional joking on their parts. Pop in the DVDs and watch the calamity that ensues when these basement dwellers experience a fire, a bomb threat, cannibalism, musical theatre, and, the scariest of all, a dinner party.

The IT manager, Jen, is the most socially “normal” of the group, but what she has in people skills she lacks in technical skills. This simply means that as a group they can be pretty solid…it’s just individually they still have some major issues. For instance, early on Jen tries to get the guys to clean up the office and bring in some sunshine through the window. The guys didn’t even know the window existed—it was hidden by miscellaneous nerd items and a thick layer of dust.

Jen: How can you two live like this?

Moss: [typing] How can you two…

Roy: Don’t Google the question, Moss!

I readily identify with the label of “nerd” so maybe that’s why I was easily sucked into this world of absolute absurdity. I think, though, that most people can relate to some aspect of this show, whether or not you’ve worked in a tech-heavy industry.

Take it from me. If you like your comedy smart, but still including elements of slap-stick and physical comedy, you can’t go wrong with The IT Crowd. And if you still doubt me, ask my co-workers. Recently a few of us went to a library conference and in the evenings we were watching this show and laughing until it hurt…and then we laughed some more. We came back to the library to inform our other co-workers who had already discovered this series that we had finally joined their ranks. And everyone lived happily ever after.

Carol

A Horticultural Fantasy

Sorticulture is fast approaching and we’re smack in the middle of gardening season. What better way to ease those sore muscles after a turn in the garden than unwinding with a book featuring some truly crazy gardening practices?

Crystal Gardens by local author Amanda Quick is the first in a new trilogy, the Ladies of Lantern Street. Each of the Ladies of Lantern Street novels focuses on women who are employed by a hired companion agency. While they appear to be hired out as paid companions, the ladies actually use their specialized psychic powers to solve mysteries. Have I lost you? Keep reading—the gardens will take prime focus, I promise.

Crystal Gardens is the story of paid companion and budding novelist Evangeline Ames. She’s come to the small town of Little Dixby to focus on writing her novel. Unfortunately she was followed from London and is attacked in her rented cottage. She flees in the middle of the night and takes refuge in the Crystal Gardens. She has heard the villagers speak warnings of the dangers that lurk within, but she takes a risk that pays off. Eluding her attacker, she is then discovered by the owner of the property, Lucas Sebastian. He offers to help her figure out who sent the attacker after her, and why.

Lucas’s deceased uncle, the former owner of the Crystal Gardens, was rumored to have gone mad trying to improve the properties of the plants in the gardens. No one really knows what makes the plants glow—yes, glow— but the stories of missing intruders are still told in the village. Most people are smart enough to steer clear of the gardens, but the legend of buried Roman gold is enough to lure a few people past the gates despite the rumors that the grounds are haunted.

What may first appear to be a romance wrapped in a mystery and sprinkled with the paranormal is actually a fantastic novel surrounding the creation and growth of the weirdest garden I have ever encountered in literature. You will be fascinated by the horticultural possibilities in Crystal Gardens.

If you enjoy the paranormal aspects of this book, you may also enjoy titles in the Arcane series, written under the two nom de plumes of the author Jayne Ann Krentz : Amanda Quick and Jayne Castle. I’ve always been a fan of her works but these novels have reduced me to counting down the days until the next book is released…and I couldn’t be happier.

Carol

Creepy and Hilarious

Here’s how I’ve been introducing Croak by Gina Damico to my friends:

Me: Did you like the TV show Dead Like Me?

Friend: Yes.

Me: You must read Croak!

While Croak by Gina Damico has a similar feel to the TV show, there are enough differences to make this story stand out on its own. Sixteen year old good girl Lex Bartleby is going through a bad girl phase, and she doesn’t even know why. She’s angry all the time, sparring verbally and even physically with classmates and teachers, until finally her family has had enough. They announce over dinner that Lex will be separated for the first time from her twin sister Cordie. Lex will be spending the summer at her Uncle Mort’s farm. Her parents hope a couple of months of honest, hard work will set her back on the good girl path. Cordie just wants Lex to survive the summer without punching anyone new.

Things no one knows about Uncle Mort:

  • He doesn’t live alone.
  • He doesn’t even live on a farm.
  • In fact, he’s never farmed a day in his life.
  • He’s the mayor of Croak, a small town in the Adirondacks.
  • He knows why Lex has been acting like such a bad girl lately.
  • Oh, and he’s a Grim Reaper.

Lex is immediately confronted with the reality of her Uncle Mort’s true profession when they ride into the town of Croak on the back of his motorcycle and he explains how everyone in the town is working the same job in one capacity or another. Every Croak resident helps transport souls from one life to the next: they’re Grim Reapers. Some are Killers, who touch a person just before the moment of death and release their souls from the doomed body. Some are Cullers, who finesse the freed soul into a special container used to transport the soul to the next world.

Uncle Mort tells Lex she has been acting out lately because it’s a sign of becoming a Reaper. While still trying to come to terms with everything, she is thrown into her new job as a Killer with her new Culler partner, Driggs, who’s also living with Uncle Mort. She’s immediately successful at Killing, which surprises all of her new friends and even intimidates a few. Reaping starts to take an emotional toll, though, as day after day our young heroine witnesses death to the old, the very young, alone in their homes or as part of a massive plane crash. Witnessing an endless string of deaths can really take the wind out of a girl’s sails.

Then people start dying who weren’t supposed to die. Worse still, some of their souls are being eternally trapped in their bodies instead of moving on to the next world. While it’s true these people had committed various unthinkable crimes against innocent people, Reapers are taught that no one deserves to have their soul trapped forever in their bodies. At first Lex thinks these people got what they deserved. But then Reapers become targeted, too. Lex and her newfound community realize that it’s up to them to put a stop to the rogue Reaper.

Voya reviewed this book as being, “Creepy and hilarious.” I have to say I agree. While the thought of dying makes many people squirm, the folks of Croak will win you over to the dark side.

Carol

Rhymes with Everett

Hey, Everett! You’re invited to join poets Kevin Craft, Ed Skoog, and Washington State Poet Laureate Kathleen Flenniken for a night of poetry at the library. Come to the Main Library Auditorium on Wednesday, April 11 at 7pm to participate in the Favorite Poem Project. Sign up in advance if you want to read a poem. But if you’re not interested in reading a poem aloud you can always sit in the audience and enjoy as your fellow citizens bring poetry to life.

At the time of this writing, we have almost 20 people signed up to read poems and talk about why they like those poems so much. Poems by Gwendolyn Brooks, William Wordsworth, Emily Dickinson and Langston Hughes are among the favorites. But don’t feel tied to the classics. The only rule is you can’t read a poem written by yourself, a friend, or a relative.

I can’t make it that night but I’m still participating. How? One of our librarians was kind enough to tape many different staff members and me reading poems. We also talk about the reasons behind choosing the poem we chose. I picked something a little silly, Why I Have a Crush On You, UPS Man by Alice N. Persons. It’s something that became a rollicking inside joke among my fellow catalogers in the basement where we receive deliveries every day. But it’s also totally appropriate, not just for the nature of our work but the nature of my personality.

So have fun with it. Poetry is what you make of it. And we’re making a good time on April 11th!

Carol

YA Yes I Am

Do you recall me stating that I absolutely do not read Young Adult (YA) novels? I am constantly saying how glad I am that I catalog the YA books, since I’m never tempted to put one on hold. Despite having read many YA books and writing a few posts for the blog on said books I am still adamant: I am not a YA reader. No sir, no way, no how.

It turns out I’m a liar.

I was all set to write a blog post about a spy story when Chopsticks by Jessica Anthony and Rodrigo Corral came across my desk. The first thing that caught my eye was the grin-inducing photo on the cover of a young couple nearly kissing. Nearly kissing can be more romantic than actually kissing, as any romance reader will tell you. I then noticed that this book was a bit larger than other YA books and seemed to have a lot of illustrations. I had to crack the book open in order to catalog it, and when I did I was blown away…

Chopsticks is a different type of novel. Instead of telling a story solely through words, whether prose or verse, this book uses a mixture of photos, art, newspaper clippings, chat sessions, and brief captions to tell the story of Gloria “Glory” Fleming. After losing her mom in a motorcycle accident when she was 10, Glory’s father Victor, a piano instructor, helps her focus her talent and she soon becomes a world-renown piano virtuoso. She is able to combine classical pieces with contemporary works, even throwing in a rendition of the children’s waltz Chopsticks. The crowds love her. Her father loves her. Her world is seemingly pleasant.

Then Frank Mendoza moves in next door and her whole world changes.

Glory’s story suddenly becomes Glory and Frank’s story. As their romance blossoms, Frank’s school performance plummets and Glory finds herself playing Chopsticks more and more often…and then Glory disappears. It’s up to us, as readers, to deconstruct what exactly happened and figure out what became of Glory, Frank, and the music they made together.

I want to tell you more, but it’s best if you check out a copy and figure it out for yourself. This book is light on words and only takes about a half hour to read cover-to-cover…so really there’s no excuse not to explore Glory’s world.

Now if I could just get that waltz out of my head…and learn to ignore labels like “YA” and focus on the stories instead.

Carol